Emo, EMo, EMOOooOOOOooOOooOOOO!!!!

Woah... Its the emo festival man.... everyone is getting emo.... maybe its just like the flu wave that just finished its toll on Blk 14, some evil wave thats sweeping across the block. We need some anti-emo antidote man..... and you know what I know just that.... come to 14-2-213 and you will find a whole range of anti-emo products.... from heineken to Corona to stella artois to hoegaarden.... and the list is ever expanding. So emo-people what are u waiting for take the medication that you have all been waiting for....


I guess my emo wave have past... but studies are still in a mess. (with HRM, ur life will always be in a mess). Dimi just design an algorithm for me during the weekend.... the best code I think he has written in his 4 yrs as a EEE student. Ok I shall try hard to stop the recursive loop. Think I have got the output, hope it will stay that way.

The following course of medication are to be completed.

Failure to do so will result in permanent depression.

Corona Extra strong: Helps clear the throat and improve vision.

Instructions: Disslove lime in corona and let it soak for 1 min

Finish bottle within 1 min for full effect. DO NOT eat the lime unless absolutely depressed.

Heineken: To be taken as a supplement

However, there is no hard and fast rule. This is your fastest solution to emo problems. Take whenever necessary. Recommended serving is once in the morning and once in the night.

Usuage: Drink to half bottle then start blowing slightly against the mouth of the bottle until u can hear the whistling sound. Make the tune of "Too good to be true". If you cant do it on the first try, finish bottle and try again with new bottle until you succeed.

Hoegaarden: Your ultimate solution.

Finish glass within one breath.

DO not look, DO not breath

Precaution: Medication will never cause drowsiness take in large volumes for evident effects.