Tuesday, June 26, 2007
9 Words Women Use
A friend of my sent me this email. Its undeniable how true these words are.
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FARK YOU!!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FARK YOU!!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
If you were given a choice, what would it be?
Making choices is one of life’s hardest things and often people try to avoid them by procrastinating. It’s the fear that people are afraid of. The fear of rejection, fear of pain, fear of regret, fear of making a decision that is a mistake you can’t undo.
Sometimes you wait for destiny’s touch to help you pick your choice and change your maybe’s into yes or no and let it direct the path for you. But the wait is long and over time it will cause your goals to be tweaked and weakened by decisions preferred by the meek. To allow your roads to be handpicked by an unknown fate will result in regret and by then it’s too late.
The decisions and choices are easy to make but the excuses are many, the heart confuses itself. Why is it so difficult? Why is it so painful? The winds of change are controlled by you. You just have to ask yourself, what do you really want? Knowing yourself is the difficult part not the choice.
The heart is confused. I just can’t make the choice.
Sometimes we see a line we want to cross, only problem is once you crossed, its impossible to go back. Why does it always have to be this hard?
Sometimes you wait for destiny’s touch to help you pick your choice and change your maybe’s into yes or no and let it direct the path for you. But the wait is long and over time it will cause your goals to be tweaked and weakened by decisions preferred by the meek. To allow your roads to be handpicked by an unknown fate will result in regret and by then it’s too late.
The decisions and choices are easy to make but the excuses are many, the heart confuses itself. Why is it so difficult? Why is it so painful? The winds of change are controlled by you. You just have to ask yourself, what do you really want? Knowing yourself is the difficult part not the choice.
The heart is confused. I just can’t make the choice.
Sometimes we see a line we want to cross, only problem is once you crossed, its impossible to go back. Why does it always have to be this hard?
Sunday, June 10, 2007
OK im back to proper blogging... My intership has finally ended!
no more waking up at 7am
no more waiting for the clock to reach 6pm
no more Jayrox
no more spending hours in front of the laptop
no more table soccer :-(
End of another era, thinking back it had been an exhilarating IA experience, with the chance to experience Maldives and most importantly the camaradie and relationships that I have with the Project Managers, Engineers and Operations Director of my department. It was really an enjoyable IA and an unforgetable one. If I do decide to go into the networking industry, Enterprise Solution Divison will definitely be the first choice. But for now... its time to slackkkkkkkk..... and wake up at 10......
Today had been a hectic day, travelled to 4 different locations. It started off with my guitar lesson at 230pm, after which I stayed back to practise with the rest of the guys till about 530pm. After that, it was off to pool junction to look for classmates, where they decided to travel to orchard for dinner at Big O. Yea just because we are all "nice guys", I was quite surprise ML and CL could make it though, didnt expected it if not I might have arranged my appointments to stay later. U guys went Settlers without mE!!! Argh!!!
Blueberry, House special, Mango
After the cheesecake craze, I was off again, this time to Changi Airport T1 to send my Si Roomie off. Yea some luckly ba***rd got to go France. Stayed till 230am, you better come back with a present for your roomie man.
SKY TRAIN!!!
Its going to be super single deluxe for the next one month! Hopefully I can get back the same room. Seriously, HAS sucks. Haven seen a worse system in my life. ZZzzzzz......
Monday, June 4, 2007
Wonderful Tonight
Introducing the guitar god himself, Eric Clapton... Can't believe I took one night just to master the intro of this song and its not that fantastic. Seriously how can people play the guitar so well...years of practise i guess... My guitar teacher could reach the seventh fret with his little finger while his index is still on the first. (Thats 22cm for your info) Digusting and he is 25years old and the girls think he is cute. Digusting plus vomit. One day hopefully, I shall be just like him. :-)
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